Tuesday, May 16, 2006

New Secret Video--Laura Bush's First College Job--Dildo Commercial!

by Contributor Chinko Vergudo

This shocking video, a commercial for dildos that had until now only been seen on the lead in of John Holmes videos, just released and confirmed as the first lady, Laura Bush in the days before George W.

Karl Rove has even threatened to resign in indignation at her past!


19 comments:

Rick`s Komkommer-Log said...

I love it (lol)

Linda said...

whether this is a true story, or a very well-planned satire, either way, it's a HOOT! That, and the "Karl Rove threatens to resign to protest Laura Bush's past" and "Rove caught fucking a duck.... or ahem, ducking a fuck" (I made up the last few words...haha)

Anonymous said...

My whole dinner just shot through my nose!This is so funny I have shown at least 100 friends!

Anonymous said...

I live in Holland and this is the best jokk I've seen. It is joke isn't it? It does look like her.

Anonymous said...

This is sick. The language used is totaly 2006 this cannot be an old video. The Bushes do bad things to us all but fighting with the saame shit makes you dirty as well.
This video is shot just weeks ago...
Bha

painperdu said...

Toward the end Ms. Laura says "fuck". What if children hear that?

cracked said...

I think this was shot a bit too recently to feature Laura Bush.

Funny though!

Anonymous said...

Not a joke! It IS HER! This was recorded in 1976, when the first color home video cameras became available - you can see the super-saturated color these were known for at the end of this clip. The idea of making it black-and-white to give the impression of "old" is actually inaccurate, as there was color home video from the mid-'70s -- in fact there was NEVER any black-and-white home video of the sort that would be used to produce this. Nope: It's real alright, and it's her! Use Google Image search to look for old pictures of Laura Bush and you will see for yourself, it is her! And why are we NOT surprised? After all, we know that George W. Bush was a wild guy when he was young, and this would be the sort of girl who might end up with a guy like that -- an "i'll try anything" kind of girl, who would trade on her looks to land the son of Geo. H.W. Bush (not yet vice-president but already CIA Dir., Amb. to P.R.C., and UN rep.) as her husband. It makes total sense. My only concern is that this will make Laura and George W. look 'cool' and gain them support among people who would otherwise reject them. Like "Well, she did that dildo thing that was so funny, back in the '70s...hey, they can't be all bad..."

Anonymous said...

Now, as much as I hate Bush..... and whoever is with him.... I raelly think this is fake. It looks too recent to be laura bush. Funny as .... but nah, I dno't believe this is her. esp at the end when its in color. In the beginning I believed it more because it was in black and white.

Anonymous said...

Yea, this is great! Just about everything under the sun has been thought of to disparage the Bushster and STILL he goes on and on and on... Laura Bush seems to be real good at saying what she thinks you want to hear and drips drips venom. "Lip Service" would be the pun here. For a few years now, the lucid among us have known that it would take something completely over te top to "DRIVE HOME the message and finally! Here it is! Must see! Recommended for maintaining sanity!

Anonymous said...

oh shit is this real??

Anonymous said...

you would have to be a complete idiot to believe this. Stop posting this now.

Anonymous said...

What a disgusting video. I find nothing amusing about Butt Plugs or her foul mouth. Laura Bush was even recorded at the White House Correspondents Dinner telling Stephen Colbert to "Go F himself". What a pile of steaming manure she is. I can't BELIEVE the mentality of the poster who said "What if a kid heard her say the F word in the video".......Oh I C, so it's OK to slap a dildo on your forehead and say crack and bum and cum etc. I'm going to send this video to all the Religious leaders in American, see what they think of the "Conservatives" in the White House.....Puke city

Anonymous said...

Lauras bush leaves me hot and wanting more. www.boingobox.com
twist my nipples oh yeah! feed my kitty. redneck whore!

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