Karl Rove, Cheney and Others Cleared of All Charges at Duck University

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Contributor - deepduckthroat

As a followup to the original article about the prominent case, Members and fans of the Duck University Girl Field Hockey team can let a sigh of relief today as all charges were dropped.

As it turns out the overly aggressive prosecutor was trumped by the overly aggressive prostitutor, Dick Cheney as he claimed executive privilege with assurances from head Duckfucker Bush that immunity would prevail if the the privilege were challenged.

Many members of the duck community have protested, claiming that Rove and Cheney were abusing their sexual positions. Many Duck party members were seen quacking and shaking their asses today, which probably led to the original Duckfucking incident in the first place.

Karl Rove, in a brief press conference today said, "Justice has prevailed. Every Duckfucker should feel vindicated today as the appropriate blame on Ducks and a recognition of every man's right to fuck Ducks was upheld today.

Now that the case is closed, the question is how it will effect the political prospects of other members of the Duckfucking Party in upcoming 2008 Presidential Erections.

Nancy Pelosi, quacked on that "this only reflects badly on Duck University, and should minimally result in a careful consideration in the future admissions of admitted Duckfuckers to Duck University."

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Tired Of Being Right About Your Leftism? Become A Republican

When Stephen Colbert said, "...reality has a well-known liberal bias," he really riled a few Republicans as they were called on there lies and pandering. But below, we find there is a solution to being politically correct; Become a Republican!




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The Davinci Gode (A Parody of "The Davinci Code") - Of Course!

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For those of you truly offended by sacrilege and semi-porn, skip this one. However, the French bastards that made this don't really give a shit! It is in French but requires no translation. Hopefully, Jesus has a sense of humor.

Raising Twin Harlots Can Be Difficult

Laura Bush is interviewed for the first time on the difficulties of raising her twin harlots. This story is possibly the funniest I have read on the net. The funniest thing is the painful poetic jusctice that is the truth. Betty Bowers reports:

Bush Family Criminal Empire--Funny If It Were A Joke

Source: Political Strikes

Al Gore's March Of The Penguins

Though I absolutely adore Al Gore, I just have to give you this very cute story of Al Gore's real "Inconvenient Truth". He is currently building an army of penguins to follow him to the ends of the earth to save their habitat. I have it on clear authority, Gore claims this is NOT funny and finds no conflict of interest between humans and penguins.

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Bush the Girly Man Loves Blair, Forever...

This news, just in: Investigators have uncovered a little tryst that has according to many, gone on for years right under our noses. Yes, it's true, reports that had previously been hushed, but the fires of which had previously been fanned by investigative Christian site bettybowers.com, have turned out to be completely true. Bush IS a girly man!

He had hinted at this quite strongly with his repeated use of the word, "FAAABULOUS", and his mother has kept tightlipped about it until now as well. Laura is shocked but not amazed as she has known for years but only the public knowledge has truly pushed her into a tizzy.

Video Story of Admission:

Bushism - A New Religion On Fire - Pt. 1

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I will survive (Jesus Version) -- OK, you're preacher won't like it...

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Banned Mastercard Ad - Blowjobs Are Priceless!

This was apparently made expressly to perk up Mastercard sales. It never made it to the air. But it is hilarious as a young couple discuss what to do now that the end of their date brings them to the front door--discussing what else, "Can I get a blowjob?"

Very funny!
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Penis Pump Sales Expected To Expand Into US Market--Bush Clears Way For Free Trade With Denmark

This remarkable new product impressed President George W. Bush as it allows him to appear to have a bigger cock than even Dick--Cheney.
The new commercial rolls out and presents a rather sexy demonstration of the product which will pump up your penis in your pants. Warning: this is adult content (well if you're a Republican)

Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis -- Bush Seen Attacking Penis For No Apparent Reason

This story is almost as shocking as revelations that Laura Bush sold dildos.

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New Secret Video--Laura Bush's First College Job--Dildo Commercial!

by Contributor Chinko Vergudo

This shocking video, a commercial for dildos that had until now only been seen on the lead in of John Holmes videos, just released and confirmed as the first lady, Laura Bush in the days before George W.

Karl Rove has even threatened to resign in indignation at her past!