Getting Beaten Off - Redefined (New Cigar Commercial)

13 y/o Boy Charged With More Than 100 Felonies!

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Hotdogs for Homophobes! New Product (if you don't like putting weiners in your mouth)

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300: Premonition of US/Iran War?

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Another installment of Channel's Checklist brings us a preview of 300, the epic battle film about the ancient Persians, better known today as the Iranians and that's why this portrayal has apparently slightly offended some political leaders. Can't they take a compliment?

In this film, every man has 6 pack abs of steel and would lead the viewer to believe that Iran would be a fierce foe in any upcoming Bush confrontation. Let's face it, Iran has been flexing its muscles for a couple of years now in a Napoleonic frenzy and now that a movie makes them appear to be fierce warmongers, they start crying foul.

False Pretender is proud to give you a glimpse of this film that is apparently symbolically portraying Iran as superior to the US in a future Armegeddon.

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Blackjack-Just Like At The Casino!

Man Invents Himself

Claymation continues to fascinate us and this is no exception. From a Russian filmmaker, the metaphor of a "self-made man" who finds himself in a box without control or illumination -- well, it's mildly ingenious. This may not be real, but it is certainly true!

Warning: Artistic representation of nudity.

Darkeness, Light, Darkness - Jan Svankmajer
6 min.

Don't Lose Your Head Over This!

Those wacky, deceptive and tricky Japanese almost blow your mind if not your whole head in this little magic trick on a variety show. And, no, the language is not Japanese. It was taken from Thai TV as their magic spreads around the world!

30 sec.

SNL - Short 'n' Curly

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When this originally aired on SNL, it drove death nail into any hopes of attracting conservative viewers. They keep pushing the envelope. Don't worry; the nudity is mosaic, but if you can't imagine, you have no imagination.

The Davinci Gode (A Parody of "The Davinci Code") - Of Course!

1min49sec
For those of you truly offended by sacrilege and semi-porn, skip this one. However, the French bastards that made this don't really give a shit! It is in French but requires no translation. Hopefully, Jesus has a sense of humor.

XXX - Not as it seems...Those silly French!

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This must be watched at length in order to fully appreciate the artistry of the French!

Saturday Night Live (SNL) - Music Video - "Dick In A Box" Uncensored - Justin Timberlake & Andy Samberg

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2min 45 sec
Dick In A Box - Uncensored was originally aired last month on SNL and certainly continued Timberlake's risque humor living up to the Janet Jackson "Titty-Rippoff" of grand infamy.

Saturday Night Live (SNL) - Natalie Portman Rap - Suck My D!@K!-Surprises Young Men Who Didn't know She Had One!

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A Unique Response to Natalie Portman's Rap - Suck My D!@k!
Saturday Night Live sketch, in the Digital Short Video segment series starring Natalie Portman. Chris Parnell and Adam Samburg also starred in the original short. This sketch was hilarious. This young man upon discovery Natalie has a D!@K, is clearly upset.

It is censored as it was publicly broadcast, but unless your "rhymer" is out of order, you will get it. Natalie certainly did her best to reverse her rated G image from her "Star Wars" movies. I just hope that the boys are not too disappointed.

Smart-Al Gore Fights Wierd-Al Yankovich

Celebrity Deathmatch: Wierd Al Yankovich vs Al Gore

This is a great claymation style video; behind the scenes and in the ring, this is a gem! You gotta love all "Al's".
7 min 33 sec

Need Glasses? Always Know What You're Blowing!

OK. Let's face it; Blowjobs are funny! This ad for an optical company could only run in a free country... Germany.

This is just in case you were wondering why you couldn't feel it.

Al Gore's March Of The Penguins

Though I absolutely adore Al Gore, I just have to give you this very cute story of Al Gore's real "Inconvenient Truth". He is currently building an army of penguins to follow him to the ends of the earth to save their habitat. I have it on clear authority, Gore claims this is NOT funny and finds no conflict of interest between humans and penguins.

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Stephen Colbert At The White House Correspondents Dinner - - Part 2

Catch your breath and see the rest!

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Stephen Colbert At The White House Correspondents Dinner - - Part 1

This is the infamous speech from Stephen Colbert. You decide if this is hard news or comedy. It is certainly ingenious!

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Bush the Girly Man Loves Blair, Forever...

This news, just in: Investigators have uncovered a little tryst that has according to many, gone on for years right under our noses. Yes, it's true, reports that had previously been hushed, but the fires of which had previously been fanned by investigative Christian site bettybowers.com, have turned out to be completely true. Bush IS a girly man!

He had hinted at this quite strongly with his repeated use of the word, "FAAABULOUS", and his mother has kept tightlipped about it until now as well. Laura is shocked but not amazed as she has known for years but only the public knowledge has truly pushed her into a tizzy.

Video Story of Admission:

Like A Greasy Asshole-Video Story

Basically, this one is suggesting Rove and Co. are "leaky" like a greasy asshole. What else can I say? Half serious, half funny.

Leaking Like A Greasy Asshole
Gordon McDowell
35 min 45 sec - Feb 11, 2006

Toot-Tone--Lifesaving New Product

This new technology prevents those embarrassing moments where you insides just have to get out. Toot-Tone is sweeping the globe and will be the next Kleenex of its product generation. Just stick it up your butt and go your merry way!

Warning, it may still stink but they're working on that too!

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