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300: Premonition of US/Iran War?

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Another installment of Channel's Checklist brings us a preview of 300, the epic battle film about the ancient Persians, better known today as the Iranians and that's why this portrayal has apparently slightly offended some political leaders. Can't they take a compliment?

In this film, every man has 6 pack abs of steel and would lead the viewer to believe that Iran would be a fierce foe in any upcoming Bush confrontation. Let's face it, Iran has been flexing its muscles for a couple of years now in a Napoleonic frenzy and now that a movie makes them appear to be fierce warmongers, they start crying foul.

False Pretender is proud to give you a glimpse of this film that is apparently symbolically portraying Iran as superior to the US in a future Armegeddon.

2min 55sec

Man Invents Himself

Claymation continues to fascinate us and this is no exception. From a Russian filmmaker, the metaphor of a "self-made man" who finds himself in a box without control or illumination -- well, it's mildly ingenious. This may not be real, but it is certainly true!

Warning: Artistic representation of nudity.

Darkeness, Light, Darkness - Jan Svankmajer
6 min.

Bush the Girly Man Loves Blair, Forever...

This news, just in: Investigators have uncovered a little tryst that has according to many, gone on for years right under our noses. Yes, it's true, reports that had previously been hushed, but the fires of which had previously been fanned by investigative Christian site bettybowers.com, have turned out to be completely true. Bush IS a girly man!

He had hinted at this quite strongly with his repeated use of the word, "FAAABULOUS", and his mother has kept tightlipped about it until now as well. Laura is shocked but not amazed as she has known for years but only the public knowledge has truly pushed her into a tizzy.

Video Story of Admission:

Like A Greasy Asshole-Video Story

Basically, this one is suggesting Rove and Co. are "leaky" like a greasy asshole. What else can I say? Half serious, half funny.

Leaking Like A Greasy Asshole
Gordon McDowell
35 min 45 sec - Feb 11, 2006

Every Breath You Take--Praying For Fed Chair Bernanke's Demise

Columbia Business School's Dean Glenn Hubbard sings about wanting Alan Greenspan's job that went instead to New Fed Chair Ben Bernanke.

4:11

If Al Gore Were President: SNL 5/2006

This is the famous sketch from SNL where Gore proved a straight face is funny!
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Bush, Rice Dead--Rumsfeld Dies From Antrax Poisoning - Click for story

It was horrible and fast as Rumsfeld faded into history. President Bush was shot in a horrible hunting accident. Vice President says it was an accident. To complete the horror, Secretary of State Rice was eaten by sharks. Cheney was the only one to survive, thank God!

New Secret Video--Laura Bush's First College Job--Dildo Commercial!

by Contributor Chinko Vergudo

This shocking video, a commercial for dildos that had until now only been seen on the lead in of John Holmes videos, just released and confirmed as the first lady, Laura Bush in the days before George W.

Karl Rove has even threatened to resign in indignation at her past!