It's true. He's not black. But more, he's not really a man, a US Senator, charismatic, smart or even a Democrat. You heard it: when he was in college at Yale he pledged the same secret Skull and Bones (Bush's buddies) and became a mole for the Republicans.
During his initiation they planted a "Manchurian Candidate" implanted message. As soon as he hears, "So help me God," he will instantly become Dick Cheney.
How do I know this? I'm black and I work for Fox!
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Is this opposite day today or something?
Would you believe me if I told you, yes or no?
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